3 definitions by Aaaaabbbbbccccc
(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 24, 2018
A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.
“What did you learn today, son?”
“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”
“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 24, 2018
A half erect penis of a cainine.
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc January 19, 2018