A member of society that
has obviously become
because of their complete
inept at the use of birth
control or outright stupidity. In every single case of teenage
parenting, abortion is the correct solution, no matter what
the psychological impact, religious or parental
influence may be. Even
in cases of rape, the teen parent
is a complete
and total retard, even
if it was against his or her will
. Any person who has elected
to give birth
and attempt to raise a child as a teenager is an idiot
for their inept or for their bad luck.
when the teenager grows older, he or she will
never possess maturity and will
never realize that what
happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often
their child is "the best thing that
ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels
this way because their children are and will
always be a burden with
no tangible rewards
(as tangible rewards
are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that
views their child as anything other than a burden
is an idiot
for thinking that
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks
or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent
on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that
all teenage parents
are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents
should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents
of said babies should all be taken
to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show
his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents
they are and forever will
be, fucking idiots.
Child 1: Did you hear about Joanne? She's going to become a teen parent!
Child 2: That slut
her legs closed, and that Bill
should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean
she was on the Pill
and the condom
broke, but they
should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They
were both accepted to Ivy League
schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went
out the window. Serves them
right, fucking idiots.
1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They
had an abortion because of the financial
stress it would have put on them
2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them
because abortion is also against my religion. They
are bad people.
if the children had access to condoms, they
could have prevented
the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
2: Perhaps if they
had followed the cirriculum of abstinence only
, it wouldn't have