39 definitions by AN0SEater
The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
Taking an ice cream scooper and ramming up ones ass. This resembles something like a Baskin Robbins scooper that is shoved up someone's ass. The recipient of this act was subject to pain or pleasure depending on if they are a masochist or not.
Person 1: Hye, why do you have a ice cream scooper
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
A sexual act where a girl bends her ass over and spreads her cheeks. The chicken strips or penises go into the girls ass. This can be done with 2 penises to 6 penises. After this, one person pours BBQ sauce into the girls ass to dip their "chicken strips" into the girl's ass the resembles the basket. After this, all people involved get serious diseases that could lead to death. For example, receiving and dying from AIDS or HIV.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
The sexual action of a man shitting in a woman's pussy. After the shit is into the woman's pussy, the man pours a super size Coca Cola into the woman's pussy. The Coke causes the woman to have extreme pain after the Coke is poured into her asshole with the man's shit already in it. Additonally for the fries, you place your cock in the coke and shit concotion and begin to jack off until semen comes out, this activity mostly leads to unexpected pregnancies and STD's.
I had her in the bedroom with the Supersized Coke and Fries, oh boy we both got infected with tons of shit.
by AN0SEater March 22, 2020
The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.
She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.
by AN0SEater March 16, 2020
The act of cumming all over a girls body. This can be done in a multitude of ways. For example,with a strawberry sundae, you get the girl you cum over to menstruate all over your dick, ass and mouth. For the chocolate small sundae, you get shit in the mouth by the girl.
She wanted some ice cream so I gave her a dairy queen small sundae, the relationship was over after that.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020