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Someone you live with in your dorm/apartment/house/suite etc. during your college-life, or real-world life. He/she will ultimately become either your greatest enemy or your best friend, though the latter has a slim chance of happening. IF you can avoid the first, find someone whom you 1) can bond with instantly 2) have share the same field of study (in college) or work, and 3) can trust. Keep in mind, however, that this privilege of choice more openly comes to you after your freshman year of college.
Dude 1: I hate my roommate. He's so shady, he "forgets" to pay his share of the bills, we're not in the same classes, and we never hang out! We have nothing in common!

Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!

Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 29, 2010

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*Property of Ted Williams*
Ted Williams: From NBC News, this is Today with Matt Lauer, and Meredith Vieira.
Me: Dude, that guy's got a golden voice!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 11, 2011

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A professional stuntman, gymnastics coach and free runner (i.e. parkour) from Derby, UK. His death-defying stunts and outstanding parkour moves that only a crazy person would attempt, constitutes the reasoning that this man... has pretty much NO RESPECT for Newton.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Damien Walters on YouTube?"
Guy 2: "Hell yea!! That guy jumped off a 50-foot-tall building... and lived!"
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 May 29, 2010

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Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 23, 2010

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A mustache, sometimes unkempt and thick.
Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 24, 2010

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1.) An strategy in basketball, where the offense attempts to move the ball up court and into scoring position as quickly as possible, so that the defense is outnumbered and does not have time to set up.

2.) A recent addition (approximately 5-6 years ago) to the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup franchise, also called "Hershey Sidekick" in Canada (though Hershey has discontinued the candy as of September 2006 in Canada), the candy bar is coated with milk chocolate, and filled with a thick layer of peanut butter and soft nougat. Personally, I think it is perhaps the best candy ever, with its predecessor Peanut Butter Cups coming in a close second!
1.) Basketball player Michael Jordan made several fastbreaks in his prime.

2.)
Guy 1: Oh dude, I just had a Fastbreak; it's seriously the best candy EVAR!!!

Guy 2: Hell yeah!!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 05, 2010

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Most ignorant black people nowadays.
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 05, 2011

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