ALPINO's definitions

Army

A part of the US military that uses acronyms and knows how to spell, unlike their USMC brothers that think ARMY is an acronym for "ain't ready to be marines yet". When I tried it was ARTBMY. US ARMY actually means "Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday"

- Have fought in every war for our nation, not guarded unruly sailors.

- Are capable of thinking, at least the Airborne, SF, Rangers. A very dangerous weapon indeed! The Marines react, which has its place.

- Are not a branch of the Navy

- The ARMY gives awards for "being"

- Wears black berets like Saddam Hussein did

- Gets things done without a cheerleader type PR... you know who does. The ARMY hires shitty advertising agencies.

- Admits to its mistakes

It's a War when the Army gets involved.

by Alpino October 28, 2008

ski trash

The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!

Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.

Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless

by Alpino March 15, 2010

Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers

Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru

by Alpino February 1, 2023

husky reins

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind

"she tried to get away but I controlled the situation with her husky reins"

by Alpino February 5, 2012

Elk-Qaeda

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.

Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- "what are you doing?"

man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"

by Alpino December 15, 2008

gringo

an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"

We're not racists, you gringos and mayates are racist.

Pinche gringo, pinche gringitta.

by Alpino June 13, 2010

veranda over the toy shop

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.

Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.

by Alpino July 28, 2010