husky reins

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind

"she tried to get away but I controlled the situation with her husky reins"

by Alpino February 05, 2012

Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers

Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru

by Alpino February 01, 2023

Elk-Qaeda

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.

Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- "what are you doing?"

man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"

by Alpino December 15, 2008

ski trash

The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!

Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.

Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless

by Alpino March 15, 2010

gringo

an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"

We're not racists, you gringos and mayates are racist.

Pinche gringo, pinche gringitta.

by Alpino June 13, 2010

government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...

guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."

by Alpino March 15, 2010

General Order Number One

A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!

"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"

"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"

"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"

by Alpino March 29, 2010