5 definitions by ACityAftrUs

LAIDZ

What one gets when they score and brag about it on the internet.

Tom: yo dude, i got laidz
Billy: awww lucky i wish i got laidz 2
Tom: lol u ain't hot lyke me dat's y!!1111

by ACityAftrUs September 23, 2009

Ardi

Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.

Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.

The missing link's got nothing on Ardi.

by ACityAftrUs October 3, 2009

Whorettes

1. Like tourettes, whorettes is to describe someone who can't control the dirty (or pervertedly implied) things they say out loud. 2. Talking very explicitly to someone without stopping.

Guy 1: In order to do this right, you gotta put it in that hole right there---

Guy 2: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Guy 1: Yo dude, that's like the 7th time you said that all day. Cut the whorettes shit.

Another example:

She had a bad case of whorettes, cause she kept telling me all the nasty-ass things she would do with my penis. And it was only the first two minutes of the conversation!

by ACityAftrUs September 21, 2009

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Textake

When you send the wrong text message to someone else.

Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009