LAIDZ
Tom: yo dude, i got laidz
Billy: awww lucky i wish i got laidz 2
Tom: lol u ain't hot lyke me dat's y!!1111
Billy: awww lucky i wish i got laidz 2
Tom: lol u ain't hot lyke me dat's y!!1111
LAIDZ by ACityAftrUs September 22, 2009
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get laid get paid gatorade
A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.
get laid get paid gatorade by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016
hair is laid
When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair
Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
hair is laid by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013
laiza
She's beautiful inside and out. She's stunning and wise. She's got an outgoing personality yet she's quite an introvert. She's quirky and funny in a weird cute way. Laiza's trustworthy and loyal. She knows exactly what to say. She fights for her beliefs and the truth. Laiza is a good person
laiza by dudesoperfect123 December 24, 2016
laid ease
laid ease by tea stirrer June 14, 2018
Propensity to get Laid
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
Propensity to get Laid by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
laiz
That girl is so laiz
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"