A random piece of cardboard's definitions

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

adjective

The word that describes you, dumb

I'm gonna give you an adjective: beautiful *does opposite hands*

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Binary

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 00110001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00110000 00100111 01110011

Binary is fun, what... you don't know what it is?!?!?!?! i just explained it?!?!?!!?!1?!?!11?

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020