1 definition by A master at pubic relations

The common annoying itch caused by your vast growth of pubic hair.
Dave:"Dude, I have like 20 puches a minute! WTF!?"

Bob:"Ugh just save your massive bush bro."

Dave:"Its holy to me! Never! PUches for life!"
by A master at pubic relations August 14, 2011
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