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The common annoying itch, caused by a large amount of pubic hair.
Guy1: "Shit! I always have puches!"

Guy2: "Dude, just shave your massive bush."

Guy1: "But it's holy to me! I'll just keep living with these puches."
by master of pubic hair August 11, 2011
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The common annoying itch caused by your vast growth of pubic hair.
Dave:"Dude, I have like 20 puches a minute! WTF!?"

Bob:"Ugh just save your massive bush bro."

Dave:"Its holy to me! Never! PUches for life!"
by A master at pubic relations August 14, 2011
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