Definitions by 9A Slang

Stiff Little Finger 

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.

"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."

Stiff Little Finger by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Gash Guzzler 

A lesbian.

"See that girl over yonder, she is a gash guzzler."

Gash Guzzler by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Wrinkle Finger 

When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)

"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."

Wrinkle Finger by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Piss shit 

Giving birth.

"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005

Piss shit by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss Sting 

If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.

"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."

Piss Sting by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss-arc 

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

Piss-arc by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Chull

A generally obese twat with a face like a badly bashed 1983 Mercedes. Often is the bane of most schoolyard jokes and rightly so for they are often those kind of fat bollock brains who think they're amusing-fat whereas they're just obese-fat. Originates from the north-west.

Not Chull #1: I see your mother was on Time Team last night.

Not Chull #2: Hod on a sec, deeks this rotund twat.

Not Chull #1: Haha check out the flab, the proper chull.

Chull by 9A Slang December 30, 2007