To point something out in amusing fashion. Originates from the north west of england.
Oh geoff, deeks that fuckin' mare ower theer.
(I say geoff, did your fantastic eyesight permit you to peruse over the visual delight of that nearby female stunner?)
Cumbrian #1: Fancy a ball and biscuit?
Cumbrian #2: Eh?
Cumbrian #1: (While whipping his bollocks out and laughing) DEEKS!
Cumbrian #2: Ahhh you fuckin twat!
Deeks him with the face.
"See that girl over yonder, she is a gash guzzler."
When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.
"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."
When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)
"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."
When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.
"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."
If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.
"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."
A generally obese twat
with a face like a badly bashed 1983 Mercedes. Often is the bane of most schoolyard jokes and rightly so for they are often those kind of fat bollock brains
who think they're amusing-fat whereas they're just obese-fat. Originates from the north-west.