1) To be too lazy to even think about doing things that would actually help you, not others or the community. To be yood is to be a frowned-upon by others that acually move their body once a year, you lazy bum!! Go eat a chicken sandwich! oh wait! that right! you cant cause youre too YOOD to even go make it!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

A killing machine that will not stop until its prey is killed. Many have thought that they were Dispatcherators, but it turns out that they were just regular killing machines that just got bored.

1) The act of attempting suicide, but failing, killing one's dearest animal friend.

2) Attempting to bungee jump from 10,000 feet, and dying either on impact or from lack of oxygen.

A commonly used word describing anal seepage of the multi-colored variety. Scoodop is commonly found in undersea caves off of the coast of Washington.

1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is to be frozen later.

A fat lizard who is extremely concerned with his/her relationship status

1. A hairy planet-sized gelatinous ball of poo which was spit out by a black hole after it had previously elgulfed an inlarged taco imported from northeastern Russia.

2. A harsh insult used to describe someone who barfs up hairy poo-balls daily. Sassquaches are known for doing this, so it's pretty much like calling someone a sassquache.

3. A house-hold cleaning devise used during World War I to defeat the evil encroaching German scum.

Goofpooball is commonly misspelled as the followig:

1.goufpubill
2.gooph poo balle
3.gooses eat poo balls
4.whats a goofpooball?
5.that was spellled right.
6.oh.
7.llaboopfoog