1 definition by 69Creampieguy69

The Daren

The Daren is when a ugly 52 year old man says he’s teaching “defense” in baseball but instead takes the waist of you and thrashes it against his slightly stiff dick and then has you do it yourself. If you don’t do it hard enough he yells at you HIT ME HARDER and then grunts as you hit him as if he’s having sex.

This happened to me and my basketball team is 6th grade. Fuck you daren

Bro my coach did the Daren to my team yesterday.

by 69Creampieguy69 November 5, 2019