2 definitions by 69 420er

SO HOT SO SEXYYYYYYY RAWRRRRR AUGHHGGHHGHGHGHYHJGHHGHG?!1!1!!11111!111!!!11
Benjamin: *watches pornhub*
Benjamin: *beats meat and paints the house at the same time*
Benjamin: I feel fufilled
by 69 420er January 20, 2022
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White, hot, gooey, sticky, slimy, delicious, edible this all describes cum, but it can also describe a microwaved vanilla ice cream
*example number one*
MMMMMMMMMM KUM ON MY FACE AND EYES RAWRRRRRRR

*example number two*
why did I microwave an ice cream?
*one month later*

FBI OPEN UP
*three weeks later*
so you're wondering why I'm in an insane asylum well it all started when...
by 69 420er January 20, 2022
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