4realazitgits's definitions

Jizzilliant

Conflation of the words jizz and brilliant. To be jizzilliant is to shoot a huge load

Jizzilliant is the best way to describe my BF. He shot a load so huge it was incredible!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Trifectacunt

A sex act between 3 women

Legit. I literally just caught a trifectacunt on a live webcam!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Mortville

Expression used to describe any situation that is totally screwed up upside y and sideways. The origins y this term come from an old classic john waters film entitled "desperate living"in the movie 2women are arrested and sent to mortville where all residents must walk around backwards. At all times!,

The church rummage sale was totally disorganized this year. I felt like I was in mortville all weekend long!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Ogk

Acronym for"orange god king
Also known as Donald Trump

I hope the ogk is having fun in maro lago these days!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Assured not stakin

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p

Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.

"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"

by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021

Eat a puss rex

A man known for his prowess at eating pussy…

Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021