4realazitgits's definitions

Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .

Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Pushupaginchya new york

Wordplay on "push up against ya new york" this describes any extremely crowded subway 🚇 in the new york subway system. On such a subway a guy or a woman 👠 could cop an anonymous feel and not be blamed for it.

I always take the a train uptown every day around 5 in the evening
Pushupaginchya new york is what it is

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Slits

Stands for subterranean linear induction transit station 🚉 to fully understand this definition you may want to reference the definition for the. Flori-cal linear induction tube. In the future of high speed rail at some point it is going to become necessary to have a transit station located deep underground close to the geographic center of the United States which would likely be somewhere in coffee county kansas. This transfer station would provide a critical nexus for the system and would allow more major Us cities to be served. In addition to a transfer station this deep underground station would also have retail restaurant space as well as residences for the wealthy. This would be similar to Frank lloyd wrights conceptual underground community broadacres. The trains themselves would be powered by a combination of pneumatics mag lev magnets and an as yet determined fuel. Passengers would have to wear'g force'suits to sustain the number of g's their bodies would have to sustain
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Slits is an idea whose time has "come"

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Dumbledildore

The alternative universe to Harry Potter s dumbledore where the students ride around on huge dildos instead of broomsticks.

Dumbledildore rubs me the right way!

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021