4realazitgits's definitions

Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Aog

Airline acronym for "aircraft on ground". These are usually aircraft parts from the maintenance shop which can fit in the cargo hold of the aircraft
Aog is an item which has priority over other items such as mail and baggage.

Ramp lead to agents: "we have 125 pax.(passengers) 3 half weights(infants) 59 pounds of mail. We're over our "migtow" (maximum gross takeoff weight) so remove 15 bags. All mail, the aog must ride!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

More hella

Hella but even better. Hella x2. A form of superlative. A nod of approval
To something to
That's cool on fleek the best.

Jason: let's go check out that new craft brewery that just opened.

Scott: more hella!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Wankershame blvd

The prostitution or red light district in any given town.

Whenever I'm out of town for business after I check into the hotel and put my stuff away I go down to the front desk and ask where the local wankershame blvd is.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

From bitchita kansas

Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.

See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!

by 4realazitgits March 14, 2021

Masturbasplaining

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Yermo wormhole

A high desert urban legend which contends that due to the confluence of magnetic energy ley lines beneath the railroad switching yards in yermo ca. There exists a wormhole which could lead to another dimension.

I watched a real
Weird episode of vintage twighlight zone
It was really yermo wormhole
Man

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021