4realazitgits's definitions

Suburbanista

A young man or woman 👠 who in spite of the fact that they live in a perfectly fine subdivision are always berating their folks for their lifestyles not being 'on fleek' enough. Usually these kids are between about 14 to 21 years old.

Here are 2 examples of a Suburbanista 1 Ariel 14 years old: "Mom could you just text me from the bottom of the driveway when. You come to pick me up from. Beneficents party? I'm 😳 embarrassed to be seen riding around in a Honda Civic! Example 2: Josh age 16 to his dad:"Dad why we gotta live in "Wooded Acres?" My friend Biff lives in ",Phuckhaven Heights". They have 2 clay tennis 🎾 courts and a black bottom pool in their backyard.Plus his dad drives 3 Bentleys! Why we gotta live in such a 'ghetto' dad? " Dad: " Someday you'll appreciate ", Wooded Acres" son!

by 4realazitgits May 4, 2021

Train!

An idiom used to respond to an argument or stance they've heard so many times.they know what's coming next.

Boomer:I'm not sure about all these alternate energy sources! You know
Coal is..... Millennial: train!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Cameltard

A dance leotard which really emphasize s a. Woman s cameltoe

Yeah.i play piano for the ballet studios rehearsal s. The pays not great.but seeing all that cameltard is!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

Chowchilla bus kidnapping

Bus kidnapping in 1976 where a bus full of kids and the bus driver were buried alive near a quarry in chowchilla ca.they all finally. Escaped largely unharmed and the owners of the quarry were eventually arrested for the crime.

There have been a couple of TV movies made based on the chowchilla bus kidnapping.

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Tawny peaked

When a woman baps her pendulous breasts on top of someone's head. The origins of this come from a lawsuit
That was filed by a patron of a gentlemen's club in FLA.. claiming that a dancers action of bapping her breasts on top of his head caused him neck injuring his neck.the dancers name just happened to be tawny peaks. Hence.the term

I was at the club.an this danced tawny peaked me!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

X-agen

Social atmosphere highly conducive to a group of gen xrs hanging out…

Bill : what did you think of the high school reunion? Mike: x-agen
Man! X-agen!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021