4realazitgits's definitions

Fastball

A 90's indie rock band formed in 1995 in austin texas. The band skyrocketed to fame on the gossamer wings of their hit single."the way"a very compelling song about an elderly couple who attend a rural Texas festival called pioneer days. And due to their collective dementia.never return and their car is eventually found at the bottom of a ravine near hot springs arkansas. Hence.the pliant refrain: "where were they going.without ever knowing the way!"

I knew the guys from "fastball"when they worked at a deli in austin.

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Yermo wormhole

A high desert urban legend which contends that due to the confluence of magnetic energy ley lines beneath the railroad switching yards in yermo ca. There exists a wormhole which could lead to another dimension.

I watched a real
Weird episode of vintage twighlight zone
It was really yermo wormhole
Man

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Snow trailin

To snort lines of cocaine off a woman s bare abdomen.

We. Snow skied all day. An then we did some snow trailin that night.

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Bitchitosis

A redolent combination of bitchiness and halitosis.

Boy.that ms Durhams a real piece of work. First

She gives an algebra assignment that's impossible then when I. Ask for help she's leaning over me a
An I. Can smell her coffee and cigarette breath
A real case of bitchitosis for. Sure

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Dinosaur alley

Group of oil derricks located in signal hill ca near San Pedro and Long Beach
So named because when all derricks are active and pumping they resemble a group of dinosaurs bobbing their heads up and down as if eating.

Ok so drive thru signal hill past dinosaur alley. Go down the hill till it runs to the intersection . Bruno's longshoreman's is located on the right.i'll meet you there!

by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021