4realazitgits's definitions

Masturbayert

A small conical shaped structure similar to a tee-pee whose sole purpose is to accommodate the masturbating masses

We've got our grand opening of mount masturbation this weekend
So I've got to deck out (or is it dick out?) Our model masturbayert with vibrators dildos streaming laptops plenty of kleenex and fuck u futons for all the 'coming'guests!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Essanay studios

Small film studio started in Chicago in 1907. Essanay stands for swanson and anderson.the 2 primary owners and producers of the studios. Several years after opening in Chicago the studio open ed a branch in Niles canyon.ca just south of Fremont. It was here in the 1920s that several well known comedies of Charlie Chaplin were made
Essanay was eventually a absorbed by Warner Bros.relocated to Hollywood
And the rest as they say.

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If essanay studios hadn't relocated to southern California Fremont would have become Hollywood!

by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021

A box of moonlight

A small independent film directed by tom dicillo starring John turturro and Sam Rockwell. The movie was shot in and around knoxville tennessee in the summer/fall of 1995 and was released in the us on July 25
1997. The film earned the nickname a "pox of moonlight"due to its challenging production schedule

A box of moonlight was a tough shoot but e catering and craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Assured not stakin

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p

Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.

"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"

by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021

Eat a puss rex

A man known for his prowess at eating pussy…

Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Lil a'lien

Small motel/roadhouse located in Rachel NV near the entrance to"area 51"the roadhouse has a pool table and serves decent burgers
The "motel" portion such as it is is actually several. Single wide trailers clustered out back. Be aware. That the trailers are often occupied by itinerant residents who may show up during your stay in their residence. The motels claim to fame is that it was used as a location in one of the independence day films

We made our base camp at the "lil a'lien" so we could try to sneak in to "area 51"up by the medlin ranch

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021