4realazitgits's definitions

Clibamacrat

A woman who is really into barack obama

I've been a clibamacrat since 2008. Every night I go and watch his old state of the union addresses. It gets me really hot!

by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021

Herb caen

Prolific columnist for the san Francisco chronicle for almost 60 years. Herb is perhaps best known for his inimitable column titled "caen punch"where he adroitly commented on the goings on in in the belle maiden of his city. San Francisco truly lost one of the brightest stars in it's constellation when herb caen took his final bow

No doubt about it.herb caen was a supernova in his own right!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Ornithibating

To masturbate while birdwatching

I was up in a bird stand when I spotted this grey tufted titmouse.i got so excited I started ornithibating! I came so hard I almost dropped my binoculars!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Erotic egg toss

Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.

I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Shpark

To. Take the last hit of the butt end of a joint. So named because it sometimes spark s when you do so

Wayne: hit this. Garth? (As he hands him the butt end of a lit joint)
Garth;cha ha.i'll shpark that!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

The triads

The equivalent of the chinese Mafia. The triads have been active in china since the 18th century.today their tentacles extend throughout the world. Similar to la cosa. Nostra the triads are into drug and human trafficking. Extortion. And restaurant supply.as well as casinos and hospitality

The late stephen j cannell wrote an excellent novel called "riding the snake"which explains the intricacies of the triads and their relationship to the united states'.

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Snow trailin

To snort lines of cocaine off a woman s bare abdomen.

We. Snow skied all day. An then we did some snow trailin that night.

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021