Definitions by 1337 |-|4x0|2

Microsoft 

Company bent on world domination. This however will never happen because people keep transferring over to Linux.

Bob: Man I hate Microsoft Windows Xp!!! :(
Rob: That's why you should have switched to Linux you dolt!

Microsoft by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006

Police 

Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.

Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.

Police by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006

The Pink Floyd Sound

Psychedelic rock that is played at a medium to high volume. Usually incorporated with acid. Many of the song are ununderstandable if you have never done drugs before.

So there I was listening to the Pink Floyd Sound while tripping on some hardcore LSD.

The Pink Floyd Sound by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choad by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

Crew 

Sport in which 1-8 people row a racing shell down a river 1500-2000 meters. Usually takes around 6 minutes to finish. Practice is run by a coach and his ever faithful coxwain. There are 2 types of shells, scullers, in which every rower has 2 oars, and standard, when each rower has 1 oar, port or starbord. During the offseason rowers practice on ergs. Rowers are also known to train as hard as some of the most physical sports there are. A common misconseption is that rowers arms are really strong, little do the public know, that rowers use mainly there legs.

Shit man crew is the greatest sport ever. Damn this sport gave me a sexy body.

Crew by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006