1337 |-|4x0|2's definitions

Microsoft

Company bent on world domination. This however will never happen because people keep transferring over to Linux.

Bob: Man I hate Microsoft Windows Xp!!! :(
Rob: That's why you should have switched to Linux you dolt!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006

Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

Windows

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.

Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found...

Wow and I need an OS to install linux.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 21, 2006

Cosmic Gate

Cosmic Gate is a German trance, progressive trance and hard trance duo made up of Claus Terhoeven (aka Nic Chagall) and Stefan Bossems (DJ Bossi). They are best known for their singles "Exploration of Space", "The Drums", and "The Truth." Cosmic Gate has done remixes for popular DJs including DJ Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, and Ferry Corsten. Cosmic Gate's heavy, analog trance sound is considered by many to be the definition of hard trance.

Cosmic Gate is an Act of God

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Stroke Seat

The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.

coxwain-Bring it down stroke seat.
stroke seat-RATE!?

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006