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I'll tell you what grunge isn't

grunge is not a fashion statement. it was turned into one by preppy assed MTV suckers who thought Kurt Cobain was the shit, then took flannel shirts and ripped jeans to the runway.

Grunge is not alive. although there are some pretty great bands out there that sound grunge, and Pearl Jam is still making records, grunge is essentially dead

Grunge is not homo music. although grunge does not tend to slander or bash homosexuals, it is not homosexual music. it is usually called homosexual music by disgruntled hair metal fans, who are pissed off that grunge peed out the last embers of their dying scene. but you have to remember, these people idolize men who wear womens makeup and pantihose, who use more hairspray than a chick, and seem to have to show each other their cocks all the time? whats gayer, pantihose or ripped jeans... mmm i dunno!
fans of shit-assed nu metal bands like slipknot and Marilyn Manson seem to rip on Grunge for homosexuality quite a bit.but tell me who's gayer, a quartet from seattle, sometimes featuring one or more girls, or nine fat middle aged men wearing condoms and bondage gear on their heads? mmm... another tough one.

Grunge is not just Nirvana. contrary to what MTV tells you, grunge had a lot more bands than that. bands that were better than Nirvana, that only some people heard of. Pearl Jam, alice in chains, STP, Soundgarden. grunge had bands that were better than Nirvana that no one heard of. Mudhoney, Mother love bone, green river, Tad, Butthole Surfers, Dinosaur JR.! there were also many more tragic stories than Kurts Wife blowing his head off! like the Band that could have been bigger than Nirvana, mother love bone. poor andrew wood died of a heroin overdose when the band was still a baby. what about Shannon Hoon? what about Layne Staley? or the beautiful sucsess stories, like the bandmates of mother love bone that didn't give up, and went on to form a little band called pearl jam. ever heard of them? I'm sick of People telling me that grunge died when Kurt did! SUPERUNKNOWN and holes best album live thru this were all released after this. sure, kurt Cobain was the voice of a generation, but not the only voice.

so now you know what grunge isn't. read the other definitions to find out the meaning of grunge, or better yet, put some Mudhoney, Soundgarden, the Melvins, PJ or even Nirvana on the media player, shut your hole and listen
grunge is a great genre of music that cannot be put down without using homophobic bullshit, or childish name calling, like sounddookiegarden or pearl cunt
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
the sickest losing team in the NFL. Nobody hates them except for those wankers in New York City and Boston. Fuck them! they've never won a superbowl, but they made the Superbowl 4 times in a row. The fans still love em cuz they try their hearts out every year. they always fall one game short of the playoffs, or one field goal short of Superbowl championships, one kick return TD of...
bills fan1: what are the bills, 9-7
bills fan2: ya, think so. didn't make the playoffs again
bills fan1: oh well, better luck next year. lets go watch a sabres game.
bills fan2: FUCKINEH

buffalo bills kick ass
by 12345432112345 December 21, 2006
the dickweed cops who arrest kids for smoking weed. give out fines for loitering, and beat up black people for no given reason
Ice-Cube: fuck the police comin strait frum da underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown...

pigs: damned right nigger! you scum of the earh! lets go arrest some kids for skateboarding at the donut shop, then go pick up some fritters
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
a word with no legit meaning to it. used to describe Marijuana and alcohol. a gateway drug is a drug that apparently leads the user to do other, harder drugs. made up by right winged bastards and jesus freaks who have the preconcieved notion that anything slightly illegal and possibly threatning will end up in the downfall of society. also a word used by meth addicts to conjure up some sorry excuse for the fact that they have no self control
90% of drug addicts have tried marijuana. marijuana is a gateway drug
100% of drug addicts have tried water. is water a Gateway drug?
by 12345432112345 January 02, 2007
a wonderful and confuzed man who was pretty damned good at writing songs. however, he was not John Lennon, not bob Marley, not Jimmy Paige, not Neil Young, not Jim Morrison, and certainly not Bob Dylan. despite being the main focus of his band, he was far from the best musician in it. in my opinion, Krist was the driving force behind Nirvana. if it weren't for Krist's hooky basslines, no one would have ever heard of nirvana. Dave Grohl is also a far better musician than kurt. he is a multi-instrumentalist who can also sing. maybe if he had a bass player like Krist, the foos would actually go somewhere.
Just like so many who came before him, Kurt is a misunderstood genius. nothing more. not god, not the reincarnation of jesus. and all the camwhores who believe this caused him more pain than anyone should be allowed to suffer on this plane of existence. Kurt Never wanted to be a rockstar, you made him one. thanks alot you camwhores
in the unlikely event that kurt cobain actually killed himself, you camwhores put the gun in his mouth. fuck you
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
a big Deuchebag, doesn't know when to quit! a shame to guns and roses and music in general, yet the band would not be as good without him
Slash, Duff, Izzy and Matt Should Axl Rose in the ass
by 12345432112345 August 28, 2006
one of the best songwriters ever, hands down!
even rocky had a montage-trey parker, Team america Soundtrack
by 12345432112345 August 28, 2006
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