..wil's definitions

Disco dirt

The sweat, funk, smoke, spilled beer, mystery stickiness, lipstick and just general crap one gets on oneself coated in after a night out clubbing and/or out with the lads.

Just off to take a sheep dip, I need to wash off all this disco dirt before I change into my house clothes.

by ..WiL February 6, 2007

Bar Steward

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.

He's a complete Bar Steward!

by ..WiL May 25, 2005

Arse orgasm

The male internal orgasm, generated by stimulation of the prostate, the male g spot, via rythymic insertion of something into the anus, sometimes with the more conventional orgasm thrown in for good measure.

Obviously well known to most of the gay male community but available to all!

'YEAH!!' cried Brad as again he felt the tell-tale tremors of an arse orgasm forming in his gut!

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

Well bad

Chav-teen speak for something bad, or more commonly slightly embarrassing to the rest of us but a major faux pas to a chav.

Pacifically, he is wearin last years trainers like a pikey, innit, that is well bad!

by ..wil August 3, 2007

Car Crash Post

Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.

That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!

by ..wil February 24, 2009

Space Tea

Tea with added grass. Gets you spaced, hence space tea.

Take a cafetiere about 2 mugfulls big and put 3 teabags of your choice into it (I prefer citrus fruit flavour though peppermint works well too) and about 1 small bud of green, chopped or pulled apart. Add the boiling water and wait about 5-10 minutes. Press down the plunger a few times to mix it all up & serve, preferably in small glasses such as moroccan tea glasses. Add sugar to taste, drink. Get spaced. Watch an old 70's sci fi DVD at double speed with the sound off and play some chilling muzak. Chat. Giggle.

by ..WiL August 24, 2005

Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005