..wil's definitions
The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
Get the Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephonemug. 1. A guy who drinks lots and falls over every available free moment.
2. The evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then shits in your mouth before leaving.
Also wipes all your memory of the previous night.
By either definition, he's a cunt and you spend all your time apologising for him.
2. The evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then shits in your mouth before leaving.
Also wipes all your memory of the previous night.
By either definition, he's a cunt and you spend all your time apologising for him.
1. I have never seen Rob sober, the guy's a complete Beer Monster.
2. I need to go into town, the Beer Monster stole all my money, <vomits>, maybe later...
2. I need to go into town, the Beer Monster stole all my money, <vomits>, maybe later...
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
Get the Beer Monstermug. A phrase for taking the piss out of excessively effeminate men, inspired by the oddly camp way Wilma and Betty walk on the TV cartoon show The Flintstones.
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
Get the Walks like Wilmamug. American sourced phrase oft used by blondes, queens and blonde queens to justify their not participating in something, now working its way into general use. The DO is the most emphasised part of the whole phrase.
by ..WiL May 16, 2005
Get the I don't domug. Any idea, craze or cultural phenomenon made up from otherwise long dead and/or unlikely parts but has for some reason recently sparked general interest, becomes a monster, and then when your thoroughly sick of the bastard you cant get rid of it!
Fucking hell, that bastard annoying frog doing engine noises has become a right Frankensteins Monster! Pass the pitch fork, someone!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
Get the Frankensteins Monstermug. by ..WiL May 17, 2005
Get the Yougemug. The Jerry Springer style street 'discussions' chavs and bag heads have with one another, normally at about 2am just underneath your fucking window, lasting for about 3 hours and involving massive amounts of personal detail nobody should ever need to know about a neighbour, and bottles.
Aw fuck, the stupid drug fucked oxygen thieves are having a 2am chavscussion about who's kid's who's again, your turn to call in the pigs, man.
by ..WiL May 6, 2007
Get the Chavscussionmug.