tk's definitions

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

snipe

To call someone's name unsuspectingly so that they are forced to turn around while you act inconspicuous and they have no idea who it was.

Did you see my sniping of Mr. Johnson, he had no idea it was me.

by TK November 12, 2004

foopalooting

This is known as Munging in some circles

By eating the excretion from the dead womans vagina, Dennis verified all of his friends beliefs that he was a real Munger.

by TK March 28, 2005

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008

xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!

by TK June 6, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004