tk's definitions

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

sex0r

To have sex with.

Bleepy sex0rs VaCiLe.

by TK April 12, 2003

bizzen

ie 1.bitch
a 2.female dog
3.a not very nice female

you one hellizle of a bizzen

by tk November 29, 2004

manya quinn

The most beautiful personn in the world

I wish I could have manya

by TK August 21, 2003

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004

snipe

To call someone's name unsuspectingly so that they are forced to turn around while you act inconspicuous and they have no idea who it was.

Did you see my sniping of Mr. Johnson, he had no idea it was me.

by TK November 12, 2004

foopalooting

This is known as Munging in some circles

By eating the excretion from the dead womans vagina, Dennis verified all of his friends beliefs that he was a real Munger.

by TK March 28, 2005