ems's definitions

fattums

a really fat, orange cat
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me

syn. fatshit, fatass

"oh no, fatshit, come back here!"

by ems March 1, 2004

Alright Dave

a dumb ass motherfucker

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!

by Ems August 5, 2003

oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

by Ems August 5, 2003

gibbs

money

I have got a couple of gibbs in me purse. OR I ain't got any gibbs to go out tonight.

by Ems August 5, 2003

lunch

a complete anus (male or female)

f*** off you "lunch"

by Ems August 5, 2003

freetwoliter

a free two liter of soda or some other beverage

originated in dorchester, MA

i'll take a large cheese and a freetwoliter

by ems December 8, 2004

Burst Matress

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

by Ems August 5, 2003