10 definitions by ems

a free two liter of soda or some other beverage

originated in dorchester, MA
i'll take a large cheese and a freetwoliter
by ems December 8, 2004
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a really fat, orange cat
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me

syn. fatshit, fatass
by ems March 2, 2004
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God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by ems August 5, 2003
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this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
by ems August 5, 2003
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I have got a couple of gibbs in me purse. OR I ain't got any gibbs to go out tonight.
by ems August 5, 2003
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a complete anus (male or female)
f*** off you "lunch"
by ems August 5, 2003
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Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!
by ems August 5, 2003
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