Paul's definitions

Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.

Is Jared a total stoofek or what?

by Paul April 23, 2004

ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

by Paul December 22, 2003

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!

paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob

by paul July 13, 2004

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

by Paul August 23, 2004