Paul's definitions

Rigger

A Ruski who thinks he's black who shops at Gen-X and gets made fun of, that tries to use people for their stuff, and you only see him when he needs to get high, who's nick name is, ironically Gravel Samsonofrof. By the way has a 5:00 pm curfew at the age of 17.

Look at that russain!! He thinks he's a rigger!!

by Paul November 15, 2004

loopoo

what you call something when you do not know what the hec it is.

hand me the loopoo so I can finish putting this Ikea crap together

by Paul August 6, 2004

Tim Trees

by far the best rapper ever. representin murdaland to the fullest

"wayne jones gets dome in the 500 benz on chrome, talkin on my flip phone gettin mah dick blown"

by paul April 23, 2004

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

by Paul August 23, 2004

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.

Is Jared a total stoofek or what?

by Paul April 23, 2004