Paul's definitions

petrol

Fuel used in conventional internal combustion engines. In North America, this is known as gas. Cf. Diesel, kerosene.

Where's the nearest petrol station?

by Paul March 25, 2004

ruffe

Something someone slips into a girl's drink so he can have sex with her

Peter wants to slip a ruffe into Tara's drink so he can have sex with her.

by Paul May 13, 2005

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004

Boon-duh

How to pronounce "Bunda" which is Portuguese for butt.

Boon-duh is used the same way such words as "Badonkadonk" is used, but usually expressed in a loud manner.

Aaron: You see amanda foo'?
Allen: Yea' homie. That girl got Boon-duh!

by Paul January 2, 2005