14 definitions by Jizzle

Heavycake

A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake

I pizzled as hard as I could, but couldn't flip that heavy cake

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

Navid

Not avid.

Im a navid urban dictionary browser.

by Jizzle October 28, 2003

happienate

1. To make someone happy
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something

See antonym unhappienate

John was sad, but he was happienated by fucking Mary.

I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.

My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.

by Jizzle January 13, 2005

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by Jizzle February 4, 2004

cizzle

coke.. cocaine - a hell of a drug according to Rick James.

after smoking cocaine, me and sara got drips.

by Jizzle February 15, 2005

realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair

Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.

by Jizzle January 13, 2005

unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 13, 2005