Eric's definitions

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

piehl

someone who is perfect;descendant of the Christian God

"Hey, look at piehl over there, he's so perfect..."

by Eric January 25, 2005

frappas

a person with red hair.

check out the frappas with the mini-skirt!

by eric March 5, 2004

D'oh

Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also implying that another person has said or done something foolish.

Person 1: Hey, man. I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: D'OH!

Person 1; Hey! Where are your pants?
Person 2: D'OH!

by Eric June 10, 2004

yee haw

A happy noise made by a redneck. Similar to the word w00t, and hoo ra.

Yee haw, my sister is one good lay.

by Eric April 8, 2004

CCD

Abreviation for Cricket Club of Danville. See also Epartar.

The best cricket team ever is CCD.

by Eric January 19, 2005

devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003