Eric's definitions

rice burner

piece of shit that costs 8-17 grand and looks like it costs 90, but does 0-60 in about 16 seconds. obviously a dreamers car, for example a dreamer who is 16-21 yrs of age who makes about minimum wage an hour, whose parents probably drive a mini-van.

skinny pimpley-faced kid in his lil asian car with his wannabe gangsta bitch barbie girl friend in the passenger seat checking her make-up in the side mirror bobbin her head to the "phat" beats blasting out of the 50,000 watt system, while admiring her scrwany ass boy friends asian charcter symbol tattoos on his scrawny arms while he's on his lil cell phone/2-way talking about his boys and saying that he's "pimpin".

by Eric July 20, 2003

Belmont

A small town in the bay area that houses Carlmont High School, formerly the infamous school of the movie "dangerous minds". Despite popular belief, kids in Belmont are often more dangerous than people think. It must be the yay. If you hate us, shut the fuck up, you punk ass bitches.

EPA kid: "yall want to go to Belmont?"
Other EPA kid: "hell na', dos whiteys scare me!"

by Eric June 20, 2006

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 4, 2004

Frolf

Frolf is a term used to describe the cause of a computer and/or car problem. Also used as slang for the word "fuck" when appropriate.

My computer has been frolfed!! I just got frolfed up the ass. Blunt just frolfed oilleak.

by Eric August 27, 2004

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004

brainbread

Half-Life mod which deals with shooting hordes of horribly modeled zombies. It is recommended to induce vomiting after playing.

He dropped out of school to play brainbread.....

by Eric January 10, 2005

break off some

used in reference to the delicious,crunchy, wafer-like chocolate treat.a shortened version of the slogan "break me off a piece"

"give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar."

by Eric April 27, 2004