snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.
Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!
by Eric July 11, 2004
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shizzum

This is a combination of the word sh*t and jizzum, and basically is a masking of the word sh*t
What the hell is this shizzum?
by Eric September 24, 2003
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ez

Term used primarily in online arcade-style shooter games to describe an enemy whose skill leaves something to be desired.
OMG JIMBO U R SEW EZ!!!!! etc.
by eric December 01, 2003
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Bambus

It describes the perfect shape of a girl's ass. Round, smooth and shapely
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The best damn dodgeball team at smu
"whoa dude check out her ass...its f*ckin BAMBUS, man!"
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"we can't win the BAMBUS team, they're too good"
by Eric February 06, 2005
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booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.
Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.
by Eric July 11, 2004
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jack the ripper

when a chick is blowing you and you rip a fart in her face
Yeah, she was blowing me last night and I gave her the old "Jack the ripper"
by eric September 06, 2003
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jim beam

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.
Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*
by Eric January 07, 2005
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