Chance's definitions

Razel

An Arabic word meaning "secret of God".

"There is a sacred place that Razel keeps safe."

by Chance May 6, 2005

diddler

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.

by Chance January 19, 2005

pimped out playa that knows how to get his

one who pimps them hos and gets his money right with a snap of tha finga

Mayun, im just a pimped out playa that knows how to get his

by chance April 26, 2004

txmadcow

A human chainsaw capable of mass destruction, know what I mean Mang?

"You want some ice cream baby?", said the drunk txmadcow to the colored girl.

by chance June 19, 2003

SheikEric

The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.

I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.

by Chance June 18, 2003

flibbety-jibbled

All messed up, arranged in an unfavorable manner

dude! your hair is flibbety-jibbled!

by Chance September 5, 2003

poop tits

pooping on a girls tits.

That girl has poop tits.

by chance March 9, 2004