Chance's definitions

SheikEric

A homus majoris mountaineerus who likes big trucks, big women, and wiffle balls. Likes the sport of midget felching.

by chance June 19, 2003

Download-watcher

Loser with vacant brain that has nothing better to do than watch the progress bar of his download.

Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!

by Chance January 12, 2009

diju

Means DID YOU

diju bang that hoe from da club?

by chance April 26, 2004

txmadcow

A human chainsaw capable of mass destruction, know what I mean Mang?

"You want some ice cream baby?", said the drunk txmadcow to the colored girl.

by chance June 19, 2003

flibbety-jibbled

All messed up, arranged in an unfavorable manner

dude! your hair is flibbety-jibbled!

by Chance September 5, 2003

ghostfacekilla

A fat aboriginal who pretends he's not homosexual by chatting up the lesbian to some known as "orphic".

He is extremely retarted and seems to end all his sentences in "rollmo"

Hi guys, my name is ghostfacekiller rollseyes.

by ChaNce April 14, 2004

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003