Chance's definitions

Download-watcher

Loser with vacant brain that has nothing better to do than watch the progress bar of his download.

Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!

by Chance January 12, 2009

abingdon

A small town in southwest Virginia, known for it's Highlands Festival each year. Living there makes one's life freeze or be permanently put on hold.
Please leave now if you don't want to waste it all.

Hometown of actors Gregory Peck and Ernest Borgnine, fashion photographer Jon Coulthard, film director Pax deChirico.

Abingdon is killing the live of it's teenagers.

by chance April 8, 2005

SheikEric

The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.

I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.

by Chance June 18, 2003

diju

Means DID YOU

diju bang that hoe from da club?

by chance April 26, 2004

diddler

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.

by Chance January 19, 2005

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

ghostfacekilla

A fat aboriginal who pretends he's not homosexual by chatting up the lesbian to some known as "orphic".

He is extremely retarted and seems to end all his sentences in "rollmo"

Hi guys, my name is ghostfacekiller rollseyes.

by ChaNce April 14, 2004