Nick's definitions

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right (as in left right)

OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**

by Nick January 6, 2007

schoenen

Fuckin' hottie!

Now there's a Schoenen!

by Nick February 10, 2003

butthole sniffer

One who sniffs the butt hole

Man her butt hole smells good, yummy

by Nick November 10, 2003

Sinfection

A badass metal band from Moreno Valley, California. With drummer Alex Middleton, guitarist AlexSerna, guitarist Jeremy ??????(The Death Metal god), and singer Kevin Rivers.

Self-Induce, Sinfection is badass!

by Nick December 13, 2004

anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004

magus

The mage who led the Mystics in the war against the humans in the year 600 AD. (Chrono Trigger)

As specified above, there is no "n" in Magus. It isn't prefixed by "the", it's improper grammar. It's just "Magus".

Oh, great Magus, why didn't you just exterminate the human race 400 years ago?
- Medina Villager in CT.

by Nick July 7, 2003

zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

by nick April 6, 2005