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'Fatal First Piss' the first toilet visit since you started drinking which is followed closely by that awful moment when you realise that you will be visiting the loo at least 5 times an hour for the rest of the night. Also known as breaking the seal.
guy 1: i really need to piss.
guy 2: ha! the ffp.

by sanguellalella November 13, 2006
Face Fucking Palm or Fucking Face Palm. An exaggerative form of the original 'Face Palm' coined by a Philadelphian in the late 20th century. Usually used to show disgust in one's actions, preference, or views.
"Meek Millz is the best rapper" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek

"What's wrong with child rape and murder? I cheer for them to get away in police chases" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek

by KaylasMan October 11, 2008
Future Fatty Potential..As in -shes young and she can eat anything she wants and NEVER exercise now but in a few years she's gonna blow up like the good year blimp...
Wow ol girl can EAT but have you seen her mother? Definite FFP!!
by smokefairy420 February 11, 2010
"For fucks penis". Slang or rolling gag for those who curse and don't know english but then learn english and realize how stupid and funny it was not to know english and regret knowing english except the punctuation lesson which i skipped.
<Bill> SORRY MAN ...
by marzza February 17, 2008
Ffp:Fuck fake people
Person 1: "i hate all people"
Person 2:"nah just ffp"
by Steph1738 May 23, 2016
Female Focal Point. A covert method of discussing your latest object of obsession with your buddies without drawing undue attention to your conversational topic or tipping off the ladies as to how hung up you are on someone you haven't started publicly pursuing yet. Originated in early-mid 90's Providence College dorm subculture.
What's the FFP doing? She's studying for exams tonight, then she's away next weekend on a road trip with Dave. I can't believe she's with that tool!
by cbjwthwm July 01, 2009
Acronym for Fat Fucking Pig. Used to describe someone who calls themself a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman), but has no redeeming qualities at all.
"She's not a BBW, she's an FFP!"
by Pontianak December 06, 2003
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