85 definitions by ☆★Midas★☆
The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
I’m gay lol. 🖕🐵🏳️ 🌈
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Gayass: IM A FEMBOY THO!
Me: Welcome to the club you are fine then…
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Gayass: IM A FEMBOY THO!
Me: Welcome to the club you are fine then…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."
Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.
Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero
Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?
Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.
Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond
Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."
Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.
Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero
Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?
Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.
Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond
Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 2, 2022
A boat of wonders...
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022
A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022