ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009

Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012

bone-afide

to be genuinely fucked

When video of the hockey riot was televised – the chief vandals realized they were bone-afide.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

Punday

a designated day of the week, month, or year, in which everyone may make stupid puns all day

When I’m the boss, we’ll be having Punday every week.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 30, 2014

arthwrongis

when a young person develops arthritis

At 16, his dreams of a football scholarship were crushed by arthwrongis, but he ended-up making the NFL anyway -- as a doctor.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 11, 2010

Eye-sockey

Another word for Ice Hockey.

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2019

percation

perpetual or permanent vacation

Some would like to win the big lottery so they could be all rich and powerful – while others, such as I, would just wanna take the dough and go on percation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 11, 2012