ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

snorrowful

to be both sad and boring

(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 3, 2009

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 11, 2009

megalomentia

megalomania & dementia at once // a portmanteau of megalomania & dementia

Let's hope this megalomentia up on high doesn't cause the launching of nukes.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 5, 2020

trollable

when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment

"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 16, 2012

DVR catch-up

'DVD catch-up' is when, while recording a game or other TV event on your DVR, you start watching the recording from the beginning - and as you come to the ads, timeouts, etc., you fast-forward through them, thus slowly catching-up on the event in real time.

Uncle Tony is so good at DVR catch-up, he usually syncs up with real-time just after the final ad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2013

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010