ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

jet head

(1), the disorienting effect of jet travel between different time zones / jet lag

(2), a self-imposed name for zealous fans of the Winnipeg Jets NHL Hockey Team

(1), After that eighteen-hour flight across the world, it will take you a day or two to lose your jet head.

(2), Now that Winnipeg has their team back, there’s a major jet head resurgence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 30, 2011

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 13, 2014

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

Januweary

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 9, 2012

Iranium-235

enriched uranium developed for weapons on the QT, while the world is told that it is meant exclusively for reactor use

You know they’re producing Iranium-235 when, even though it will mean sanctions against them, they still won’t let I.A.E.A. inspectors have a look.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 10, 2012

hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).

We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011