ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Appleplexy

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....

While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2010

cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

wal-rus

an overweight Wal-Mart shopper so weird looking that his/her picture ends-up on the internet

When you've worked here a while, you'll learn to identify the deferent breeds of wal-rus.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2010

mon-u-mental

a term for someone who's astonishingly crazy

Working here, I've seen my share of nutjobs, but this guy was mon-u-mental.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 5, 2010

tranzombiefy

the process of a human dying and reanimating as a zombie, walker, biter. etc.

I thought everybody knew that you do not stop to chitchat when you are trying to pick up a pair of pliers with your feet, so you can then try to cut the handcuff chains that shackle you to a dentist chair that’s across the room from a dying dude who’s about to tranzombiefy.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2013

R.I.P.P.

for Rest In Peace and Pleasure / modernization of R.I.P. for Rest In Peace

He said, “When I cash-in, I’m gonna R.I.P.P. in the after-hours of the afterlife."

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 1, 2012

Afghaniscram

Afghaniscram /noun/ a hastey withrawel from Afghanistan

Since before Alexander the Grate, armies have been pulling afghaniscrams.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 25, 2021