ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

peace-bird

a peace sign with index an middle finger, which is abruptly turned around, with index finger lowered, leaving only middle finger, i.e., flipping the bird

I saw some idiot, who got stuck in a downtown intersection, start honking, trying to blame it on a cycling girl – but she coolly gave him a peace-bird.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2014

megalomentia

megalomania & dementia at once // a portmanteau of megalomania & dementia

Let's hope this megalomentia up on high doesn't cause the launching of nukes.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 5, 2020

bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 11, 2009

trollable

when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment

"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 16, 2012

Q-cumbersome

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009