193 definitions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ

Winstice

a festive celebration of winter solstice \ conversely, 'Sumstice' is celebrated at summer solstice

His family didn't keep Christmas, but they partied hearty on Winstice: December 21.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 19, 2009

naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves

Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 20, 2013

$#!t #@ppen$

a cryptic 'under the radar' way of writing 'shit happens'

Sometimes your website posts get censored, but I say fogedaboudit; $#!t #@ppen$

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 20, 2010

prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009

googspell

Verb: to google something just to find its correct spelling

Before you post that list of names, you’d better googspell it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 25, 2011

can dance

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet

I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2013

stroller

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll

To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2010