<insert>'s definitions
Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
by <insert> January 25, 2005
Get the MILFmug. After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
Get the Beat the Meatmug. Singer known for her hot ass and exposed thong fashion sense.  In most of her band's videos you can see her thong sticking out.
by <insert> October 18, 2004
Get the Gwen Stefanimug. When a blonde girl prefers black cock to white.  It's not unusuall for the blonde to be in a gangbang when this happens.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
Get the Black on Blondemug. When a girl's thong rises above her jeans so you can clearly see the waistband above the top of her jeans.
by <insert> October 1, 2004
Get the Exposed Thongmug. by <insert> October 1, 2004
Get the Thong Wankmug. by <insert> October 2, 2004
Get the Pink to Brownmug.