<insert>'s definitions

Thong Shot

After performing Thong Sex the man pulls out and shoots his load over the girl's thong.

He shot his load all over her tight little thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Jennifer Love-Hewitt

A celebrity, know for her awesome rack.

God-damn, Jennifer Love-Hewitt has a nice rack on her!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Home Movie

Home-made porno movie.

Kath tapped herself getting fucked.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Beat the Meat

After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.

He shot his load then proceded to beat the meat until every last drop was on her face.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

Silverstone

When a celebrity has a no-nudity contract and uses body doubles for any nude scenes. Dervived from Alicia Silverstone who likes to cock tease but says she will never ever get naked.

Lamer Why wont that celeb do nude scenes?
Loser Cause she's a total Silverstone, dumb-ass.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

MILF

Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.

When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs

by <insert> January 25, 2005

Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.

Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004