:)'s definitions

Shiznit

"The best"

Yo fanqueeshah, get off mah rang-dang, ah gots no monay cuz mah ebumacation aint be the shiznit.

by :) June 19, 2003

slar

to sleep really, really, really hard...nothing can wake you up

I slarred last night and missed all my classes today.

by :) July 4, 2003

tristeful

One who fucks the shit out of ones sister. Sister usually red in the bush and hair. Usually associated with a luv cuz.

Luv cuz fucked the shit out of trisha in her vagina and it was really tristeful.

by :) July 30, 2003

November 4

Slap every person shorter than you. friend, foe, some random person; slap them.

Human1 - *SLAP*
Human2 - Ouch, that hurt why u do that?
Human1 - Bc it November 4, and your shorter than i am.
Human2 - ohhh forgot that was today

by :) November 3, 2021

November 10

National bully short people homosexually day.

For today you can be as homo as you want to all the short people you see.

Guy one: Why did you just dry hump me? Are you gay or something?

Guy two: Because it’s November 10th.

Guy one: oh ok, that makes since keep going then we can switch positions.

by :) November 9, 2021