2 definitions by #fuckgoblindrill
Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022
Dmitri: Fuck dude. I don’t have a condom and Jandy wants me to go upstairs.
Ivan: Take this Ziploc baggy and slam that bitch baggy style for me.
Ivan: Take this Ziploc baggy and slam that bitch baggy style for me.
by #fuckgoblindrill January 26, 2022