3 definitions by "Ron"

SCART

Although producing a better quality image than an RF connection, the connector design requires the plug to be perfectly aligned over the socket before it can be inserted at all. This makes it particurlaly difficult to insert a SCART connector into a concealed socket, such as one located on the back of a TV. This fundamental design flaw in allowing a successful "male" to "female" connection raises the question as to whether the SCART designers had ever experienced the ease with which an erect penis slides into a vagina.

Watching someone on their knees struggling to plug in a SCART lead for what seems like several hours is an extremely miserable experience.

by "Ron" June 3, 2007

Glenn Danzig

Metal music legend and frequent target for internet tough guys the world over. No DANZIG YouTube video comment section or metal forum would be complete without a negative remark from someone hiding behind their keyboard.

Internet tough guy posting comment to internet: "I could kick Glenn Danzig's ass"

Internet tough guy making comment to Glenn Danzig's face: "I'm scared, please don't hurt me! (In tears and whimpering) Please....stop beating me"

by "Ron" June 3, 2007

Pizza Hands

The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.

Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!

by "Ron" May 3, 2007