When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"
One who has breath that smells like wiener. It's not hot-dog breath, it smells like a ballsack. If you've got wienerbreath, You've had some balls in your mouth.
Timmy: "Agghhh, what's that smell?"
Johnny: "Ummm, I don't know."
Me: "Timmy, I think Johnny's got wienerbreath."
If something is chips, it's okay, if something isn't chips, it's not okay. That's that.
Timmy: "OWW THAT CHICK JUST PINCHED MY BALLS!"
Me: "That's just not chips, mate."
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