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When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.
*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"
by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010
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