394 definitions by J

i want a famous face

A TV show were people would have plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities and a dude tried to look like Jennifer Lopez.

The dude who tried to look like Jennifer Lopez doesn't still look like Jennifer Lopez.

by J May 4, 2004

de luca

a kid with a tiny dick and is the gayest kid ever

the girl said what a de luca

by J December 28, 2005

Democrats

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.

6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.

by J March 23, 2005

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

fellumping

Inserting the top part of your head into another persons rectum.

"You fellumping bastard, get your fucking head out of my ass"

by J March 28, 2003

i'm a lady

invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation

i'm a lady and i can't breathe!

by J November 30, 2004

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J February 1, 2005