Skip to main content
Abbreviation of "What the fuck, what?"

Usually used in response to a questionable WTF where it is unclear what the other party is saying WTF about.

Also used as a denial of WTF in conversations where someone says WTF when the situation does not warrant it.
1:
Josh: I picked up the pizza and I'm on my way home now.

Jeff: WTF?

Josh: WTFW?

2:
Jeff: I was so hungry I ate some shortbread cookies with cream cheese.

Ashley: WTF?

Jeff: WTFW?
WTFW by deadvirgo July 6, 2010
WTFW mug front
Get the WTFW mug.
See more merch

wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"
Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd
wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009
Related Words
WTFWJD WTFWIT WTFWJDFAKB wtfwt wtfwtf wtfwydt WTFW WTFWatch WTFWBJD WTFWCMD
What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004
short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)
too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"
wtfwyd by airteus December 9, 2005
What the fuck was that for
Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?
wtfwtf by aaronobst July 2, 2009
WTFWT means "what the fuck was that?"

What
The
Fuck
Was
That

DIE WELT IST MEIN!
"Oh my god dude, WTFWT?" "I don't know man, ommfg, roflmfao!"
wtfwt by Mein Gott in Himmel July 6, 2004
"man i cant believe i boned that fat bitch. WTFWIT!"
WTFWIT by DiamondTrim June 17, 2007