WTFWCMD

Acronym: What The Fuck Would Charles Manson Do?
Commonly used in a situation that would normally not involve any reference to Jesus. (eg. war, suicide, baby eating contests, hand grenade tag, during a brutal fisting, etc.)

Matt: "Holy shit man, there are zombies everywhere!"
Chad: "I know! WTFWCMD!?:
Matt: "Start a zombie cult?"

WTFWCMD by Mojo the Rev. October 27, 2008

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wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"

"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"

wtfwtcmd by Ben 93 January 2, 2010

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WTFWCND

Similar to the "WTFWJD", it means, What The Fuck Would Chuck Norris Do?

Person 1: "So this guy was all up in my grill and I didn't know what do to, what should I have done?"

Person 2: "WTFWCND"

WTFWCND by chadwick179 April 20, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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