The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for "Gym, tan, laundry." Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. Side effects include fist pumping. Coined by the eloquent Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's ground breaking Jersey Shore.
You gotta GTL everyday to make sure you're looking your best bro. If your shirt looks bad it makes the whole product look bad.
by Guiseppi Primavera January 8, 2010
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Joe did a keg stand and then wrote a dweet about it.

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by Lucy Squints May 11, 2010
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1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.
For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.
by Retrospect1986 August 28, 2010
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Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.
Let's stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It's gonna be freakin' cold, and all I've got is $1.25 in my wallet.
by TedMosbyIsNotAJerk.com August 31, 2010
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Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen
"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow
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When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.
"This tuna tastes just like your mom."
"Dude, that's a nomonym!"
by Harlo37 April 27, 2010
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