pre-festive

The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.
The Smith family, with their Christmas lights up in October, are quite pre-festive.
by Paul Sise October 18, 2004
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Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
by Mikeparsh September 23, 2010
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defenestrate

To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.
I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.
by jsgarvin September 23, 2010
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godshopped

The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.
Did you watch that beautiful episode about intelligent design?

Yeah, as usual, the producers totally godshopped all the complex images of nature and left out rational explanations provided by evolution.
by SampleOne September 23, 2010
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tgiaf

1. acronym for "Thank God Its Almost Friday", word is only usually used on thursday.
hey Craig guess what?
What?
TGIAF!!!
by Nick Wawee October 25, 2007
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Social Terrorism

When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being rude.
Yesterday, I was just about to go out, and then the doorbell rang. It was Sally, and she invited herself in and stayed for an hour! It was social terrorism!
by NightRoseK September 25, 2010
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Auto Incorrect

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
by hurtadaa September 24, 2010
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