The receiver of a sext message.
OMG, I meant to send my girlfriend a sext message but I misspelled the name and later realized the sextee was actually my mom!
by Batzerto September 27, 2010
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The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 5, 2011
When one person thinks you are best friends, but you in turn consider another to be your best friend. This chain can involve many until two agree upon their mutual bestiship.
Patrick wanted to be besties with Erik, but Erik considered John to be his bestie. John thought Kate was his bestie, but Kate is actually besties with Karen. Karen & Kate often laugh at so many unrequited besties within their circle of friends and are happy they have each other as true besties.
by crrrl February 12, 2009
Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
by moistchunks4life May 4, 2011
by eculaugh April 13, 2011
The indecipherable language taught in MBA factories where the user has mastered the art of using large, multisyllabic words to make meaningless, intelligent sounding action statements.
The presenter stated in MBAese, "We are aggressively leveraging existing assets to affect a paradigm shift interdepartmental synergy."
quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
by ralphWookie March 25, 2011
"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."
by Nick D February 25, 2003