The indecipherable language taught in MBA factories where the user has mastered the art of using large, multisyllabic words to make meaningless, intelligent sounding action statements.
The presenter stated in MBAese, "We are aggressively leveraging existing assets to affect a paradigm shift interdepartmental synergy."

quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
by ralphWookie March 25, 2011
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