bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

When a person is out of the loop or not up to date on pop culture, and your attempts to explain them just confuse them even more.

(v.) To text so extensively and in such a manner that it is flirting.

To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.

A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.