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Apr
25
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
by Who, me? August 18, 2003
Apr
24
Did you just get the internet yesterday
<BalefireX> honestly, DYJGTIY?
by Mystic July 08, 2004
Apr
23
Party promises are those "plans" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.
"Dude, we should totally grab coffee sometime soon!"

"Yea, totally!"

(one or both thinking: "this coffee date will never happen, but I can stop talking to them now")
by partee February 24, 2005
Apr
22
It's uncomfortable and there's this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.
I don't want to go outside
by Foggy October 02, 2003
Apr
21
Unsolicited physical contact.
Hug from Aunt Zelda at Thanksgiving. "Dude, Aunt Zelda totally just body spammed me!"
by partee April 02, 2005
Apr
20
n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky
That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.
by cheryl-renee March 03, 2005
Apr
19
noun. A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.
With that team, you are entering a rather large hurt locker.

You are all headed for the hurt locker.

Just sit back and relax, you're in my hurt locker now.
by DG April 24, 2003