When you can't poo.
Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."
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I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
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In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.
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Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.
I sat from the comfort of my car and watched a guy ahead of me get jacked up by four officers and thrown on the ground. #'Murica #pewpewpew
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That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.
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Sexy ass pic you send in a text message.
Girrrrrl you look too fresh you need to send your man a hot dog pic.
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The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.
11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."
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