When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.
The class was so boring, half the students were soft googling on their laptops just to stay awake.
Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.
Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.
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promeistro
When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.
Friend: Could anyone notice me checking out that dime that walked by?
Me: Dude, you could go to jail, that's how hard you were eyeolating her.
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Kungfuflanda
The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.
Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?
Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma. Wife: Your an idiot. Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.
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Freezod33
1. The unintentional use of wrong words: the misuse of a word through confusion with another word that sounds similar, or the creation of a new word in an attempt to sound scholarly or educated.
2. absurd or humorous misuse of words, terms, or phrases especially by confusing terms, words or historical events with others. 3. The act of creating new words out of frustration when one has limited knowledge of a particular event or subject matter.
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" --a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 201
In this example, both refudiate and misunderestimate are examples of palinpropism.
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oobyek
Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.
Dear jim,
I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send. Please Advise. John
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notGandalf
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