Jan 6
The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.
"I neglected to ask Mom if she wanted to come to the movies and she went all mother nuts on me, crying and telling me that she's never been so wronged by anyone in her life and what a giant disappointment I am to her."
by MrMeta4 January 02, 2015
Jan 5
When one eats spaghetti all alone, while also being sad and depressed
"How was dinner last night?"
"I had sadghetti....."
by Meme Master Lucifer January 02, 2015
Jan 4
Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"
Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread
by dinodianne January 02, 2015
Jan 3
Synonym of "sidechick" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.
I've seen that girl talk to seven of her sidedicks tonight.
by stepchap September 02, 2011
Jan 2
Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
by Some wiseman January 01, 2015
Dec 31
12 months of absolute hell and fuckery
TV: -Ball drops-
Everyone: WOOT WOOT ET IS YEAR 2014
Person 1: -sarcastic- yay, another 12 months of fuckery and hell
by EnderWright December 28, 2013
Dec 30
Dull pain in wrist and thumb from swiping left so much.
I got the Carpal Tinder Syndrome from all the hags in my area.
by JS4NE1 December 30, 2014

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